Jaydee gets bored and draws her friends: the musical

Jaydee gets bored and draws her friends: the musical

cyberphuk asked
Ship meme, delay AND nahne/leigh againnnnnn

Who hogs the blankets?

D is one of those people who’s a furnace, but he also bundles himself up in a department store’s worth of sheets, blankets, pillows and a scarf

Which one cuts the others hair? 

D cuts his own hair with a straight razor sometimes, but generally doesn’t do anything to it. Girl hair mystifies him.

Who makes coffee for the other every morning? 

"Wake up, stupid, I got your favorite mug."

Which one picks up the pizza? 

"I gave him a ten dollar tip!"
"YOU STAPLED IT TO HIS DEAD BODY WITH A NAIL GUN"

Which one likes their music on full volume? 

Leigh, especially when she’s cleaning. (D has noise-canceling headphones.)

Which one complains about the crumbs on the bed? 

Leigh.

Which one is ticklish? 

Leigh, because she hasn’t found D’s ticklish spot yet (D’s not ticklish. Like at all. Sometimes he pretends to be, but he’s just… not.)

Which one sings, and which one plays the music? 

Leigh sings, though not very well. I’m not sure if D sings or plays an instrument (D sings. Badly.)

Which one proposes?

ixamxleigh:

JAYDEE WELCOME BACK FRIEND ASDLKGJF;L;DH

Delay

Who hogs the blankets?

D

Which one cuts the others hair? 

D, because if Leigh did it you might as well have had a five year old do it.

Who makes coffee for the other every morning? 

D, because Leigh doesn’t like coffee except for D’s coffee

Which one picks up the pizza? 

Leigh, because she doesn’t want a repeat of what happened the last time they ordered delivery

Which one likes their music on full volume? 

Leigh, especially when she’s cleaning

Which one complains about the crumbs on the bed? 

Leigh.

Which one is ticklish? 

Leigh, because she hasn’t found D’s ticklish spot yet

Which one sings, and which one plays the music? 

Leigh sings, though not very well. I’m not sure if D sings or plays an instrument

Which one proposes?

Nahne/Leigh

Who hogs the blankets?

Leigh

Which one cuts the others hair? 

Leigh won’t let scissors within a three feet radius of Nahne

Who makes coffee for the other every morning? 

Nahne

Which one picks up the pizza? 

Leigh, because she doesn’t want a repeat of what happened the last time they ordered delivery

Which one likes their music on full volume? 

Leigh

Which one complains about the crumbs on the bed? 

They both do. Though, Nahne is a little more dramatic about it

Which one is ticklish? 

They both are but Leigh wouldn’t tickle Nahne with a feather at the end of a 15’ pole

Which one sings, and which one plays the music? 

Leigh sings, and I think that Nahne would be able to play a sick electric guitar.

Which one proposes?

This would only happen if they got drunk in Vegas and were hitched via an Elvis preacher

Nahne/Leigh

Who hogs the blankets?

Leigh

Which one cuts the others hair? 

Leigh won’t let scissors within a three feet radius of Nahne. (Nahne won’t let anyone cut his hair anyway.)

Who makes coffee for the other every morning? 

Nahne is pretty good in the kitchen, actually.

Which one picks up the pizza? 

"Nahne, there’s blood on this box."
"There’s no blood on the pizza."
"There is BLOOD on the BOX."
"But I cleaned off the pizza!"

Which one likes their music on full volume? 

Leigh

Which one complains about the crumbs on the bed? 

They both do. Though, Nahne is a little more dramatic about it.
(*Nahne writhing around on the floor, hands clutched over heart, eyes rolled up in head*
Leigh: I won’t eat cookies in bed anymore, okay?? Get off the floor!)

Which one is ticklish? 

They both are but Leigh wouldn’t tickle Nahne with a feather at the end of a 15’ pole. (I honestly am not sure if Nahne’s ticklish either.)

Which one sings, and which one plays the music? 

Leigh sings, and I think that Nahne would be able to play a sick electric guitar. (He actually can play the piano a little.)

Which one proposes?

This would only happen if they got drunk in Vegas and were hitched via an Elvis preacher

byzandarius replied to your post “yaoikitty replied to your post “Am online, at long last” *hugs* I’m so…”

FROGS Also, good to hear you are in a much safer enviornment. Hows life with sabra?

BUSY. We’re always going somewhere for school or whatever else. I like being around her though so it’s always a lot of fun. I make faces at her on the bus and freak out the other passengers.

yaoikitty replied to your post “Am online, at long last”

*hugs* I’m so glad you’re in a healthier enviroment. I hope everything goes well.

I’m having a lot of fun :3 THERE ARE FROGS HERE. I HAVE HELD SOME. I LOVE HOLDING FROGS SO MUCH.

szasstam replied to your post “Am online, at long last”

Welcome back we missed you.

You are such a fucking sweetie omg.

Am online, at long last

but I’m still going to be so busy that I won’t have much time for Tumblr for some of the week. I also suddenly have no idea what to tell you guys. But it’s been a week, so…

- I’m in Austin, Texas with Sabra.

- I’m whole and healthy and no one has shown up at the door looking for me so far,

- I’ve already spoken with a social worker about getting funding from SSI or other benefits.

- The bus system here is wack.

Uhhherrrr, anything else that I missed?

V/h/s: there are scary short movies in some dead guy’s house. MYSTERY! Also scary and interesting vignettes!

V/h/s 2: the movies make you insane, or a zombie, or something? Maybe you go crazy from the terrible acting and rock bottom production values. MYSTERY? ? …I guess?

BONUS: cochlear implants cause you to hear ghosts. (Also if she had a cochlear, where the fuck was her battery pack, and on what part of her skull was that big ass magnet hidden?)

I dunno I was just irritated because the first VHS was fantastic but the second was “eh.”

PRESENTING: THE DRIVE-THRU CASHIER GAME

cyberphuk:

Unfortunately, this game is only for drive-thru cashiers/fast food workers, specifically those who work at [A RESTAURANT THAT SELLS BURGERS AND IS REPRESENTED BY A FIVE-POINTED YELLOW SHAPE], but if you want to adapt the game to a different retail/service profession, feel free!

HOW TO PLAY THE…

The bus system here is designed as if there’s a minotaur at the center of it.

You don’t get on expecting to get where you want to be anytime soon.

BUS IS NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU! YOU ARE HERE TO PLEASE BUS!

Why does that Swanson’s truck have a siren on it?

….oh, that’s an ambulance. The hell kind of color is that for an ambulance?

Day before yesterday the bus had to stop for a man riding a horse through the middle of town.

Hello, new home.

"Don’t come back."

It shouldn’t hurt but it does anyway. Like I gave them so much trouble cleaning up after them and pretending to be invisible.

I’m going for a walk.

"Don’t come back."

It shouldn’t hurt but it does anyway. Like I gave them so much trouble cleaning up after them and pretending to be invisible.

I’m going for a walk.

I’m here.

I can’t make a long update now since I’m still on mobile, but I’m in my new home and safe. The social worker is coming to see me tomorrow to help me find help for benefits and funding. I’m still kind of she’ll shocked, but otherwise okay.

And again, thank you so much for all of your help. I would have NEVER been able to do it without all of you.

I have very few words and none of them are nice.

(She just shared a bunch of posts on facebook like “this is my kid, she’s so talented, she’s so fantastic. ” oh really? NOW I’m fantastic?  NOW you’re proud of me?? Fuck OFF.)

I have very few words and none of them are nice.

(She just shared a bunch of posts on facebook like “this is my kid, she’s so talented, she’s so fantastic. ” oh really? NOW I’m fantastic? NOW you’re proud of me?? Fuck OFF.)