By the time you see the tentacles, it's far too late.
*two seconds later* ooh, I got an email! I wonder who— oh. S’me.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
There’s porn on netflix?
Tumblr: We love everyone and everything come join us in a big happy family!
Straight, white, mentally and physically stable, well-off male with a penis who is perfectly fine having said penis: Hi, I-
Tumblr: EXCEPT YOU GET THE FUCK OUT
I’m so sorry
If you are in the US and can’t get a copy of the new SP book, there is NO WAY that I have the epub. If you’d like to talk to me about not receiving the epub by email, please do NOT email me at cyberphuck (at) gmail.com, and DO NOT BY ANY MEANS put “skulduggery pleasant” into the subject line so I know who you are.
I will NOT send you a copy of the epub because again, I DO NOT HAVE IT.
(and I’d like to point out that if you DO have the means to acquire this book legally— which I OBVIOUSLY ALREADY HAVE— you should do so, in order to support the author. Also, obviously if you don’t have a smartphone, kindle, nook, ereader, tablet or similar, even an imaginary epub will be useless to you.)
I AM NOT EXCITED AT ALL BECAUSE I HAVE NOT FOUND ANY KIND OF EPUB I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT ONE OF THOSE IS.
and Amazon UK won’t even let me buy a kindle version
and the gypsies don’t have it yet
and I don’t have enough money to have it shipped over
and even if I did it would take a MONTH to get here
ok so where are the maximum ride and artemis fowl fandoms?
YOU JUST PUSHED THE MOVIE RELEASE DATE BACK TO 2027
What with the “there is no possible way I’m pregnant” scare and then running around ragged baking pies and then going out to Citrus Heights and injuring myself in a skating rink and then today, where I did nothing but sleep and groan in pain because I decided to injure myself on a skating rink.
Protip: if it hurt the last time you skated, it’s going to hurt the NEXT time you skate. Promise.
She’s so nice. But I keep giving her random crap to put in her house so when I went there to visit there was all this cute shit and then like. an asteroid